A man was looking at a beautiful drunk woman drinking gin from a nearby table, each holding a glass.
His wife turned to him and said, “Do you know him?” he asks.
“that’s right.” My husband sighed. “That person is my ex-boyfriend.”
“He said he started drinking shortly after we broke up seven years ago and hasn’t stopped drinking since,” she explained.
“Oh gosh!” A woman screams…
“Who would have thought we’d celebrate so much?!”
Here are some funny jokes for you.
The language of bees
Why did Ara enroll in a language course? Because I wanted to learn slang to have more meaningful conversations on mobile!
Quantum lattice
So Schrödinger, Heisenberg and Einstein enter the grill. Schrödinger puts the cat in a box, Heisenberg forgets the momentum of the sausage, and Einstein throws the theory of relativity into everyone’s march. Proverbs from the Zen Garden
Why did the Zen Garden boys start a meditation group?
Because they wanted to find their inner gnome and achieve gnome enlightenment in the most destructive way possible!
Secret Pirate Map
The robber found a treasure map on which was written the riddle: “Find the treasure among the palm trees where the moon and the sun meet.” So he dug all day and got blisters and realized it was just a palmistry lesson!
A bakery that travels through time
Why did the time-traveling bakery owner return to the 18th century? Knead historic dough and bake revolutionary rolls!
gardening mind
Why was Ghost in the Garden so successful?
Because he had the best “serious” growing tips and knew how to take care of plants “spiritually”!
alien phone update
Why did aliens improve their communication devices? Because he wanted to explore Wi-Fi access points in space and maintain “intergalactic connectivity”!
Chicken stand-up comedy
Why did Chicken become a stand-up comedian?
Because he had the skill to break the yolk and always deserved to be beaten!
shopping trip to mars
Why did Mars come to Earth for trade? Because they heard that our mall has the latest “interplanetary” fashion trends and is truly out of this world!
philosophical squirrel
Why does a squirrel think about the meaning of life?
Because they like deep thoughts and controversial arguments!